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Schadenfreude: Make a scene
It’s the early afternoon. You already got away for lunch. There’s maybe one more break in the afternoon, but you don’t even smoke anymore. Wouldn’t it be great if your entire career was wearing evening...
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Republican celebs embrace third-party ghetto
You know the media and losing party are still suffering from post-election depression when they make a big deal out of a congressional election in New York. The Guys are normally better than this, too,...
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Schadenfreude: The taste you know
In an uncertain world, we rely on the few certain things in our lives or–more importantly–the lives of others to make everything make sense. It’s what wakes us up in the morning, ready to face...
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Schadenfreude: ‘She was asking for it’
There are many fine coffees in the world, many found in France, Switzerland and other countries with no extradition laws. The rest of us must settle for Dunkin’ Donuts. Or, there’s also the ultimate...
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Greatest news all year (except for Culkin)
Lesbians and gentlemen, if you were worried that 2011 would wind up as bad or worse than 2010, let us state clearly on the first workday of the year: YES! OH GOD, YES! Happy New Year, one and all!
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Coke and porn stars only funny when implied?
Now that Egypt’s Jasmine Revolution is over as far as Americans are concerned, we can resume our focus on domestic issues. And that domestic issue is Charlie Sheen. In the latest chapter of what will...
View ArticleIt’s only a crime when you’re not demonstrating it, right?
It’s Super Bowl time, which means we clearly don’t need to worry about anything that happens west of New Orleans, right? Wrong. Roxanne Rubin, ever-vigilant patriot that’s not a journalist at all,...
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Schadenfreude: Go wild
Losing your shirt that you bought by getting drunk girls to do the same? Thank you, Schadenfreude. When sleazes like Joe Francis are able to exploit inebriated college girls into a multimillion-dollar...
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Schadenfreude: Too metal for Sony, too metal for the law
By now, you’re probably sitting down and looking at this page near your lunch time. Still, who doesn’t like a nice cup of coffee at lunch? Especially when it’s the Schadenfreude blend. Robert Snively...
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Shadenfreude: Light at the end of the tunnel
It always seems darkest before the dawn. Reality television has struck new lows this year: Clowncar vagina moms Crossovers between the worst shows by the worst “celebrity” couple since Hitler and Eva’s...
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